I Raise Chickens, Need I Say More Socks

Some things don’t require explanation. And chicken ownership is one of them.

These brown novelty socks feature mustard yellow toes, heels, and cuff stripes, plus white and gray text that reads, “I Raise Chickens. Need I Say More?” The design is finished with scattered yellow chicks, a proud rooster with blue and red details, and a hen perched on a nest surrounded by eggs.

Made from 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, they’re soft, breathable, and durable enough for early-morning feedings, midday egg collection, or just bragging rights at the farmers’ market.

One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), making them a perfect gift for the coop keeper in your life. Machine washable and farm-charm approved, these socks keep your feet cozy while letting everyone know exactly where your priorities lie.