Make a good impression with your soon-to-be FIL and gift him a pair of Father of the Bride socks. Maybe you can avoid that whole shotgun thing after all.
Mid-calf Crew Sock • Unisex, One Size Fits Most:
Men 6 – 11 & Women 7.5 – 12
Made of 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic